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Trump declares War Powers Act "fake and unconstitutional" while simultaneously reviewing options to restart war β—† Reform councils raise taxes by maximum legal amount after discovering "fat to cut" was elderly care provision β—† Man with 34% approval rating insists everything is going incredibly well β—† Reform cold-called Guardian journalist and rival councillor to stand as its own election candidates β—† JD Vance describes War Powers Act as "fundamentally fake" β€” legal scholars describe Vance's legal scholarship as "fundamentally fake" β—† Trump declares War Powers Act "fake and unconstitutional" while simultaneously reviewing options to restart war β—† Reform councils raise taxes by maximum legal amount after discovering "fat to cut" was elderly care provision β—† Man with 34% approval rating insists everything is going incredibly well β—† Reform cold-called Guardian journalist and rival councillor to stand as its own election candidates β—† JD Vance describes War Powers Act as "fundamentally fake" β€” legal scholars describe Vance's legal scholarship as "fundamentally fake"
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Trump Declares War Powers Act "Fake and Unconstitutional," Also Claims War Is Already Over, Also Reserves Right to Restart War at Any Time

As the US-Iran conflict hit the 60-day legal deadline this week, the administration presented Congress with three simultaneous arguments: the law doesn't exist, the war is over, and military options to relaunch it are under active review. VP Vance helpfully described the Act as "fundamentally fake." Constitutional scholars described the strategy as "I genuinely don't have a framework for this."

By Chad Thunderton Β· May 2, 2026 Β· 6 min read
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Reform Councils Raise Taxes by Maximum Legal Amount After Discovering the "Fat to Cut" Was Actually Elderly People's Care

Having swept into local government on pledges to slash waste and cut bills, Reform UK's first councils have delivered budgets raising council tax by up to 5% β€” the maximum allowed without a referendum β€” after discovering that 48% of one council's entire budget goes to adult social care and isn't really "fat" in the way they had implied.

By Pippa Rowansworth Β· May 1, 2026 Β· 6 min read

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